Why There Is No Tamil Cinema Without Thalabathy

Why There Is No Tamil Cinema Without Thalabathy

Alright, I know you’re judging me. Vijay fans have always been branded dumb, unable to process simple cognitive skills, just so the main-stream, upstanding citizens of Tamil Nadu can feel better about themselves as they palaver Nolan-bred theories to unsuspecting bystanders. What they don’t understand is how effortlessly Ilayathalabathy Vijay has graced Kollywood with main-stream progressive ideas that define our future and beyond. He has constantly been a comrade for all of the values India stands for and in a way that people draw inspiration from. You may see gigantic effigies of Vijay being worshipped by thousands alike as some sort of blind, gullible fan-following, but I (and rest of Thalabathyites) see it as a stand-alone proof that fairytales of loyalty, goodness, and heroism still sell and mean to people who are otherwise seen as cynical. And that is where Vijay is a beacon of hope.

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Things That Happened Ten Years Ago That Would Make You Feel Old AF

Things That Happened Ten Years Ago That Would Make You Feel Old AF

“2007 was just yesterday. Everything that seems what it is now was what it was then, too. What, I aged like 10 years: no big deal. Okay, may be I didn’t know Vijay Sethupathi was OR I wouldn’t have known the dude named Modi, but it wasn’t that predated. I would have been in school. I would have crushed on the same person. But hey, bring it on guys: I double dare you. Make me feel old. Go on.”

Well, you asked for it. Here’s a list of things that seems ages ago, but was actually only 10 years ago. Buckle up.

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Jallikattu And The Coke Side of Life

Jallikattu And The Coke Side of Life

I don’t know about you, but if I had the ability to travel into future, I would definitely avoid the seven days of warfare between the good and the substantially lesser good. The ending is predictable. They lay in open books. Etched in history. And they bound to repeat themselves. Trust me; you are not missing anything.

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If You Didn’t Cry At These Tamil-Movie Moments, Congratulations, You Have A Heart Made Of Ice

If You Didn’t Cry At These Tamil-Movie Moments, Congratulations, You Have A Heart Made Of Ice

It’s been nearly 100 years since the first Tamil motion capture was done, and since then we have been cutting invisible onions, while driving a bee into our eyes accidentally. Here’s a list of moments in the recent past that made you punch a wall to regain manhood again.

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She Is The Idol That Was Never Made, A Bronx Statue That Never Left The Sculptor’s Head

She Is The Idol That Was Never Made, A Bronx Statue That Never Left The Sculptor’s Head

She wakes up everyday in a mire of ignorance. Her tangled hair flutters against everlasting wind that picks up pace as it approaches her: it could be a warning, it could be trying to break her fall. The woman, however, walks ahead, her eyes on the ground, her neck the shape of a sickle: no writer with any shred of dignity could ever describe her endowments, for she is the idol that was never made, a bronx statue that never left the sculptor’s head.

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